A place to film the cutaways for " I Wonder What the King is Doing Tonight"...

hee hee

Cheeky

something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue :-)

I second the last comment!

Yeah, it's what I don't see that worries me.

What's that?

Pomp, circumstance and a monstrous sense of humor! :D From the owner and you chook...lol

I invite you to participate in this poll..

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Lol :D I'm just wondering who gets to clean it....and who's toothbrush they're using?

Also, it's more likely...."what do you smell first?" :)

Where's Fred? This cannot be up to code! :D

Hey Chook! How the heck do you flush? Is it a bucket system? Lol :)

When I get embarrassed, it just happens. Capillaries?

I see a shadow of a beast at the very bottom of the picture. A beast, busting.

I see a design opportunity missed- that white plastic seat is ghastly

What I didn't see was the toilet paper holder … just noticed it while searching for Luke's beastie. Gorgeous, but isn't that necessity out of reach for all but the local basketball team?

What I see is a terrified child being potty trained. Always anticipating when the dragon will appear.

Isn't that King Charlemagne sitting on that throne?

I think you mean champagne, and you've finished the bottle!

Here it is, Eliot.

Ha ha, but didn't I notice a little niche within reach that could house the current roll. The one on the holder is a spare.

@chookchook2 damn, it looks just the same!

Except one is in a church, and the other....

I have not yet found the niche. The dark rectangle above the throne's right arm is the slot for your quarter; castle staff demanded an increase in their 40 cent an hour base wage, so all toilets are now pay as you go, or rather pay or you don't. Pay your quarter and the seat pops up just like a computer ad.

I assume that little red-clad figure up on the screen is St. George, who will take care of any dragons who wink at little children.

Oh dear. It was the perfect solution. Even Royalty don't get it right! And I do hate toilets where the roll is just -out - of ---- reach!

Ha Ha dear Chook. This reminds me of when, as a teenager, I went to pick up a date in a NYC apartment building. She brought me into the next room to be approved by her father. He was sitting in a throne-like chair, on a raised dias above the carpet, and he even wore white linen spats.

I have lost lots of memories over the years, but I can't shake that one.

How did the date go?

Don't remember the princess, just the king.

LOL.

That's my goal.

Live well, Laugh often, Love much.

Feel like a King while going for toilet :)

Do you remember the dog or cat? (The furry godmother.)

Put a sign on your door:

WELCOME
SIT
STAY

The reason I talk so much proves what Jimi Hendricks told us:
Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens.

I see the bathroom toilet into the wood chair!