A Fine Mess: How to Put Housework in Its Place
If household disarray is making you stressed and unhappy, try coming at it from a different point of view
Do you sometimes feel you’re losing the battle to keep your home as organised as you would like? As Benjamin Franklin so pithily put it, death and taxes are the only certainties in the world. But Ben forgot to add housework into the equation. It’s repetitive, physical, relentless and (I can hear my mother here) thankless, and that will probably never change. But maybe the remedy for housework-generated malaise lies in an attitude shift. Here are some strategies for looking at household chores in different way – with a little humour to help.
Get over perfect
We know that nobody’s perfect, but it doesn’t stop us from trying to achieve the impossible. Feeling stressed about housework is often because we set our own bar too high and over-value others’ opinions. Ups and downs in our routines require flexibility, the very opposite of perfectionism. It’s your house – you decide what level of cleanliness or otherwise is acceptable to keep it healthy and functioning well.
We know that nobody’s perfect, but it doesn’t stop us from trying to achieve the impossible. Feeling stressed about housework is often because we set our own bar too high and over-value others’ opinions. Ups and downs in our routines require flexibility, the very opposite of perfectionism. It’s your house – you decide what level of cleanliness or otherwise is acceptable to keep it healthy and functioning well.
There’s nothing like children, a new puppy or a job outside the home to destroy any notions of perfection. They are all legitimate reasons for having a somewhat ruffled and topsy-turvy home, so own your child- or dog-generated mayhem – and let it go for now. Many people have been there and no-one will judge you.
STRESS LESS: “Perfection is such a nuisance.” – Emile Zola, novelist and playwright
Love your home just the way it is
STRESS LESS: “Perfection is such a nuisance.” – Emile Zola, novelist and playwright
Love your home just the way it is
Pick a spot
Choose your battles. Are you happier with a tidy, organised office or a spick-and-span kitchen, while the bedrooms can look after themselves for a while? Put your energy – and time – into your priority places first and get to the others in due course.
Cleaning just one room can quickly produce a sense of satisfaction. In my house, bathrooms come first, while I can turn a blind eye to other mess, at least until time allows.
Choose your battles. Are you happier with a tidy, organised office or a spick-and-span kitchen, while the bedrooms can look after themselves for a while? Put your energy – and time – into your priority places first and get to the others in due course.
Cleaning just one room can quickly produce a sense of satisfaction. In my house, bathrooms come first, while I can turn a blind eye to other mess, at least until time allows.
Don’t overcorrect
You may be overestimating the amount of work needed to keep your house in working order. Try not doing something and see how far you can push it – you may decide that something you habitually do daily only needs doing every two or three days.
STRESS LESS: “Your home shoud be clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.” – Anon
You may be overestimating the amount of work needed to keep your house in working order. Try not doing something and see how far you can push it – you may decide that something you habitually do daily only needs doing every two or three days.
STRESS LESS: “Your home shoud be clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.” – Anon
My first act of rebellion after leaving home was to not make the bed every morning – and nothing bad happened. Thanks to whoever invented the big puffy doona – bed-making has never been so easy. The fashion for crushed, linen-look sheets has also been a boon. Wouldn’t you rather collapse into a slightly dishevelled bed like this than one with ironed, knife-pleated pillowcases and hospital corners?
STRESS LESS: “No-one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.” – Erma Bombeck, columnist
Should you make your bed every day?
STRESS LESS: “No-one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.” – Erma Bombeck, columnist
Should you make your bed every day?
Have a fast and effective routine
Kit yourself out with these essentials for minimising mess without going overboard. Half an hour or so with these little beauties goes a long way:
Kit yourself out with these essentials for minimising mess without going overboard. Half an hour or so with these little beauties goes a long way:
- a long-handled feather duster
- a small hand-held vacuum cleaner
- all-purpose spray cleaner
- foam spot cleaner
- a ‘Swiffer’ mop with both dry and moist cloths
- a gorgeous room fragrance
Decide what matters
What will your family remember you for? Few eulogies include mention of an admirably clean house. Have you ever lost a friend because your house was a bit messy? Do your kids come home and say “Wow, Mum, the house is so clean!”? Put housework in perspective when it comes to the rest of your life, and never miss an opportunity for fun and interaction because you feel guilty about a few dirty dishes.
What will your family remember you for? Few eulogies include mention of an admirably clean house. Have you ever lost a friend because your house was a bit messy? Do your kids come home and say “Wow, Mum, the house is so clean!”? Put housework in perspective when it comes to the rest of your life, and never miss an opportunity for fun and interaction because you feel guilty about a few dirty dishes.
Keep the kitchen in perspective
Kitchens are work rooms, not show spaces, and cooking is both creative and messy. Nothing says ‘home’ more than a kitchen that revels in all the smells, noise and, hopefully, enjoyment that make it the heart of a happy household. Cut it some slack – and insist on help to clean up after your delicious meals have been enjoyed.
STRESS LESS: “Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon, or not at all.” – Harriet Van Horne, columnist
The procrastinator’s cleaning guide
Kitchens are work rooms, not show spaces, and cooking is both creative and messy. Nothing says ‘home’ more than a kitchen that revels in all the smells, noise and, hopefully, enjoyment that make it the heart of a happy household. Cut it some slack – and insist on help to clean up after your delicious meals have been enjoyed.
STRESS LESS: “Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon, or not at all.” – Harriet Van Horne, columnist
The procrastinator’s cleaning guide
Never say sorry
If you find an apologetic “sorry about the mess” on the tip of your tongue when visitors arrive, fight it. It will make friends feel bad for catching you unawares, and if what you call mess is someone else’s tidy, they’ll feel worse. Take a tip from the late Joan Rivers, who suggests flinging open the front door and saying, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies!”
STRESS LESS: “We labour to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.” – Robert Brault, writer
If you find an apologetic “sorry about the mess” on the tip of your tongue when visitors arrive, fight it. It will make friends feel bad for catching you unawares, and if what you call mess is someone else’s tidy, they’ll feel worse. Take a tip from the late Joan Rivers, who suggests flinging open the front door and saying, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies!”
STRESS LESS: “We labour to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.” – Robert Brault, writer
Don’t mop ’til you drop
The problem with hating housework and mess in equal measures is that martyrdom sets in whenever you tackle a task. Martyrdom leads to heavy sighing and irritation. Try short periods of housework interspersed with a break for a drink, cup of tea, walk in the garden, phone call or reading session – a bit like interval training at the gym, where you cycle like mad and then cruise for a few minutes before getting back into it.
The problem with hating housework and mess in equal measures is that martyrdom sets in whenever you tackle a task. Martyrdom leads to heavy sighing and irritation. Try short periods of housework interspersed with a break for a drink, cup of tea, walk in the garden, phone call or reading session – a bit like interval training at the gym, where you cycle like mad and then cruise for a few minutes before getting back into it.
Say thank you to your home
The alternative to having a house that needs attention to make it into a home is to be without one. I’ll let gratitude guru Nancie Carmody put it her way: “I’m thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home. I’m thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.”
TELL US
What’s your attitude to housework? Does it bring you joy and satisfaction or drive you to despair? Share your thoughts with us in the Comments section.
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The alternative to having a house that needs attention to make it into a home is to be without one. I’ll let gratitude guru Nancie Carmody put it her way: “I’m thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home. I’m thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.”
TELL US
What’s your attitude to housework? Does it bring you joy and satisfaction or drive you to despair? Share your thoughts with us in the Comments section.
MORE
It Could Happen to You: Learn How to be a ‘Tidy Person’
The No-Nonsense Guide to Organising the Kids
Mindful Living Made Easy
There’s a big difference between untidiness and dirt. If you lump them both together, they can look like a mountain. Mentally split them into two smaller hills – decide which is which and deal with dirt first. Playtime toys spread on the floor are untidy, not health hazards. In Leslie Thomas’ novel, Tropic of Ruislip, Mrs Polly Blossom-Smith keeps the family hamsters down the back of the couch. At dinner time, she pours a shovelful of hamster food into the cavity. Now that’s dirty!
STRESS LESS: “One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” – A A Milne, writer