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There's the old story about two friends ordering in a restaurant. The first one orders tongue. Her friend says, "Tongue! That's disgusting! How can you eat something that came out of the mouth of an animal?.... I'll have the eggs."
Mentally I'm still 25, humor wise I'm 13, but physically I'm pretty sure I fought in the Civil War.
tj
^^^Along the same lines.^^^
Being in your 70's is confusing.
On paper, I'm 71.
In my head, I'm 41.
At a concert, I'm 21.
After 9:00 p.m., I'm 91.
Getting up off the floor, I'm 102.
When someone makes me mad, I'm 2.
But when a 70's song comes on, I'm 18 in a field with a bonfire when I was supposed to be home already!
Would you rather be 70 in the 20's or 20 in the 70's?
Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.
This was my peak.
I was eight years old.
tj
A 5-year-old girl spent every day watching the construction workers building a house next door. The workers liked her so much that they gave her little jobs and, at the end of the week, paid her $10.
The next day, her mother took her to the bank to open a savings account.
The teller smiled and asked, "And where did you earn this money?"
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked with the construction crew next door."
The teller laughed and asked, "Will you be working there again this week?"
The little girl answered, "I will if those a$$hOl€s at Lowe's ever deliver the f**king sheetrock!"
Dachau remains one of the most chilling things I've ever done. Visiting the site was sobering and heartbreaking.