I Tried The Captain's Key Lime Pies And Those PieGasams Healed My Symptoms Within The First 4-Weeks! I highly Recommend Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pies For Anything That Ails You! ...Kobe Bryant May Be Retiring From Basket Ball But Captain Kutchie's Is Still His Pie Of Choice!... ...Can't Get Enough Of That Key Lime Pie, Key Lime Pie, Key Lime Pie. Can't Get Enough Of That Key Lime Pie Or I'll Just Cry Until I Die, I Don't Know Why I Just Love My Key Lime Pie.... . ...that “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” of “Kutcharitaville” over in Asheville, NC sure enough is “One Wild and Crazy Guy!” All the women are so wild about him and his Famous Cheese Burgers and Key Lime Pies, Hellaciously Fantastic Tender and Delicious Prime Ribs and Prime Steaks. Drop Off the Bone Bar-B-Q Ribs, Pulled Pork and Beef Brisket. His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita” together in they’re Historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill, where the Smiles and Ovens are always Warm and Friendly, Inviting You to Spend A Little Time Resting and Enjoying Your Time in They’re Little “Key West Island” near the Biltmore Estate Close By….Kind of Funny You Know, The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies Aren’t Even Baked In The Keys But At Kutcharitaville By Captain Kutchie Pelaez and His Lovely Wife Anita In The Carolina Mountains!….Go Figure!!!!!!!….Kutch Is The "CAPTAIN" That Put The "SOUL" In SOUL FOOD!... You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie Pelaez “The Most Interesting Man In The World!”…But don’t take our word for it, follow the Long Lines to “Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West-Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill’. “The Place To Be” since 1976! Don’t be fooled into thinking that Jimmy Buffett designed or had anything to do with this place. Just Ask Miss Sunshine Smith! That would be an insult. Kutchie’s was here long before anyone ever heard of JB……Sheesh! Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out flown to him in NEW YORK CITY! WOW! He must really love those original cheese burgers in paradise, we sure do, they have our vote for sure. My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis” to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”. Some party that will be for sure! Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all! Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone That Eats Them They’re Very First “PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one must be over 18 years of age to purchase one or have an adult present. …Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking Beef Briskets, Pork Ribs, Shoulders and Pork Butts...“Carly Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She Was Just Smelling “Hillary”!…..OMG? …The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch, Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!…. Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!… Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On The Ark!…. And Don’t Forget “Ernest Hemingway’s” (Original Thinking Post) ! There Was Only One And “Captain Kutchie” Has It. Don’t Miss It. Hillary Sucks!…………………….Bill Does Too!…….I Feel His Pain.... ..Captain Kutchie Pelaez For President!!!!.... He Will Put A Key Lime Pie and A Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita's in Every Refrigerator!.... ..Oh, I Forgot One,....That Chuck Todd Sucks Too!....That Sleazy Eyed Gutter Snipper!....Sheesh Give Me A Break!... ..."Captain Kutchie Pelaez",....Who Loves You Pretty Baby!,...Who, Who, Who!......Everybody Does!...We Loved Your Movies Too, Please Make Some More. All Your Fan Base Loves You "Captain Kutch"!.... ...And Like You Said Captain Kutch.....No More Clinton's, ...No More Obama's, and... No More Bush's/ (Vito Corleone)! ..Talk About Snake's In The Grass, We Sure Do Have Enough Of Them For A Lifetime!... Now That's What I'm Talking About!... ...Praise The Lord And God Bless The USA!.......So Don't Worry Mon, Bee Happy!.... ...SNL Just Hasn't Been Very Funny Since Captain Kutchie Got Mad That Night, Got His Key Lime Pies Packed Back-Up And Stomped-Out With Them Under His Arms!...Yeah, What Was All That About?...Wonder What Lorne Michaels and Larry David Thought About Them Apples!...

I'm amazed that this discussion has carried forward for nearly two years! In that time I have moved to another coastal area (cooler climate and better proximity to children) and this time found most of the discussion still rings true. Finding another home here was an incredibly frustrating journey made all the worse by a mad investor rush in the area just when we arrived to start our home search. That search took the best part of six months and in the end there would only be three or four houses to choose from in any week. Result? A rushed purchase, a desperately inadequate building inspection and failure on my part to notice poor bathroom tiling, shortage of closet and storage pace, just how small the lounge room really was, and etc. I disappointed myself because I had let the pressures beat me and now we are trying to resolve all of these issues in a home designed and built by one of this states most respected project home builders 25 years ago. Having now studied the floor plan with more care I realise it was put together (designed) in modular fashion - most bedrooms have similar dimensions and the living areas are all approximately the same size as if the designer simply juggled three boxes of one size and four of another size and then worked out traffic flow. Then he must have thrown them all in the air to see how they would land and that was design number two! And etc and so on. This house aside, we looked at a great many during the six months because we had to broaden our search above and below budget trying to find something. There were massive termite problems, leaky roofs, asbestos galore, gazzumping at every turn, almost all but the most expensive properties suffered at least one substantial fail for the most basic of needs and to top it off the best home in our price range just happened to be built on flood prone land - approved by council who put the flood signs up less than five years earlier. We live and learn. Then there were the real estate agents, but that would take another two years and I doubt the internet has enough free page space available!!! OK, I hear you, they're not ALL bad...

White-tail spider in my track suit pants WHICH I WAS WEARING! I thought it was a lump of lint from the laundry, drew it out, and promptly flung it across the room once I realised... never to be seen again! How it didn't bite me and sat still to be picked up, I don't know - it must have known I wouldn't do it any harm. We lived in lots of country places, too... We were invaded by small black crickets one year, and lady bugs, another year, in your drawers, in your hair, in your pantry, in your undies... everywhere! And then the blue tongue lizard that would go in and out with our dogs via doggie door, and made itself a nest in our laundry... I gave up and left some old towels for it. Had an echidna get up into the wheel well of our car... wild brumbies in our patio... the list goes on. My husband still says that the most unwelcome visitor was his mother... I like her better than he does!

Styker, can you sew? Craftsy have a course that shows you how to make your own. I’m getting older and retail bras don’t sit very well anymore so making my own is on the agenda.