I Tried The Captain's Key Lime Pies And Those PieGasams Healed My Symptoms Within The First 4-Weeks! I highly Recommend Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pies For Anything That Ails You! ...Kobe Bryant May Be Retiring From Basket Ball But Captain Kutchie's Is Still His Pie Of Choice!... ...Can't Get Enough Of That Key Lime Pie, Key Lime Pie, Key Lime Pie. Can't Get Enough Of That Key Lime Pie Or I'll Just Cry Until I Die, I Don't Know Why I Just Love My Key Lime Pie.... . ...that “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” of “Kutcharitaville” over in Asheville, NC sure enough is “One Wild and Crazy Guy!” All the women are so wild about him and his Famous Cheese Burgers and Key Lime Pies, Hellaciously Fantastic Tender and Delicious Prime Ribs and Prime Steaks. Drop Off the Bone Bar-B-Q Ribs, Pulled Pork and Beef Brisket. His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita” together in they’re Historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill, where the Smiles and Ovens are always Warm and Friendly, Inviting You to Spend A Little Time Resting and Enjoying Your Time in They’re Little “Key West Island” near the Biltmore Estate Close By….Kind of Funny You Know, The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies Aren’t Even Baked In The Keys But At Kutcharitaville By Captain Kutchie Pelaez and His Lovely Wife Anita In The Carolina Mountains!….Go Figure!!!!!!!….Kutch Is The "CAPTAIN" That Put The "SOUL" In SOUL FOOD!... You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie Pelaez “The Most Interesting Man In The World!”…But don’t take our word for it, follow the Long Lines to “Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West-Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill’. “The Place To Be” since 1976! Don’t be fooled into thinking that Jimmy Buffett designed or had anything to do with this place. Just Ask Miss Sunshine Smith! That would be an insult. Kutchie’s was here long before anyone ever heard of JB……Sheesh! Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out flown to him in NEW YORK CITY! WOW! He must really love those original cheese burgers in paradise, we sure do, they have our vote for sure. My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis” to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”. Some party that will be for sure! Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all! Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone That Eats Them They’re Very First “PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one must be over 18 years of age to purchase one or have an adult present. …Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking Beef Briskets, Pork Ribs, Shoulders and Pork Butts...“Carly Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She Was Just Smelling “Hillary”!…..OMG? …The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch, Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!…. Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!… Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On The Ark!…. And Don’t Forget “Ernest Hemingway’s” (Original Thinking Post) ! There Was Only One And “Captain Kutchie” Has It. Don’t Miss It. Hillary Sucks!…………………….Bill Does Too!…….I Feel His Pain.... ..Captain Kutchie Pelaez For President!!!!.... He Will Put A Key Lime Pie and A Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita's in Every Refrigerator!.... ..Oh, I Forgot One,....That Chuck Todd Sucks Too!....That Sleazy Eyed Gutter Snipper!....Sheesh Give Me A Break!... ..."Captain Kutchie Pelaez",....Who Loves You Pretty Baby!,...Who, Who, Who!......Everybody Does!...We Loved Your Movies Too, Please Make Some More. All Your Fan Base Loves You "Captain Kutch"!.... ...And Like You Said Captain Kutch.....No More Clinton's, ...No More Obama's, and... No More Bush's/ (Vito Corleone)! ..Talk About Snake's In The Grass, We Sure Do Have Enough Of Them For A Lifetime!... Now That's What I'm Talking About!... ...Praise The Lord And God Bless The USA!.......So Don't Worry Mon, Bee Happy!.... ...SNL Just Hasn't Been Very Funny Since Captain Kutchie Got Mad That Night, Got His Key Lime Pies Packed Back-Up And Stomped-Out With Them Under His Arms!...Yeah, What Was All That About?...Wonder What Lorne Michaels and Larry David Thought About Them Apples!...

Air condition is called aircon, the combo air conditioner & heaters that you hang high on a wall are called swingers. Countertops are called benches, yards are called a gardens, closets-wardrobe, bonus room-rumpus room, hardwood floors or any wood is called timber. Living in the country is living in the Bush. Carpenters are called a Chippy, electrician -Sparky, brick layer-bricky, plumber-dunny driver. Downtown is called CBD. Neighbor is spelled neighbour. If a room is painted and decorated in updated colors & pattens they are called “Fresh”. If a house is updated in higher end-sophisticated materials it’s called “smart”. Fittings-are basically light fixtures, plumbing fixtures, appliances. Color is spelled colour. Picture rails are still pretty common. Queenslander-is a traditional style of home in Queensland that has a bungalow/Victorian/country/cottage feel. “security screens” are popular on windows & doors-which is a metal lattice. Full fences around your property are also popular.

I love the option to work in a private office while still feeling connected to the larger open plan space. And who doesn't want a huge blackboard to creatively brainstorm?

apologies for the poor quality pic..anyway hopefully u can see. My design features a cantilevered upper floor over the existing living/dining/kitchen using exposed engineered hyspan beams, it's hard to say but the new ceiling could be around 9 feet high, giving enhanced space downstairs. Upstairs there should be enough room for the master bed, study and additional lounge area (approx 8mx5m). Northfacing windows will provide ample sun in winter but shaded by the overhanging skillion roof in summer. A balcony overlooking the garden can be created using the cantilevered beams. Flooring can be particle board floor sheeting (again in keeping with the modest nature of the original worker's cottage). Southfacing windows will give expansive views of the lake and surrounds. Another feature I am proposing is a light well to light the downstairs, and connect the downstairs with the upstairs, so when you walk into the room, you see the fireplace, lookup and see the lightwell, look outside and see the views of the garden and lake. The exposed timber beams and high sheet ceiling will add interest to the downstairs as well. To complement, and soundproof the masterbedroom I am proposing a japanese style screen which can be pulled across for privacy and restrict noise from downstairs. The existing kitchen and bathroom can be demolished, and placed into a new wing, in the form of an old 'colonial' style (for want of a better descriptor) brick or sandstone extension (harking back to previous times). Complete with corrugated roof in the same colour as your existing roof. The extension will include a small walkin pantry, bath, shower, wc, and laundry utilities. All up these are modest extensions which I believe will enhance and encapsulate your existing workers cottage without costing a bomb. The chimney will be kept and will need extending either in brick, or steel flue up over the new roof. Steel might look nice.